Monte and Wang Productions

So last night we did a Talent Show - it was great. And I performed a rap of epic proportions with my partner in crime - Joyce Wang. Jason beat-boxed for us. We are the coolest. I will now put my rap below for you to read.

Jason: FUI 2010! Word. This is a rap about all ya’ll

M: Here in Fresno it’s hot

J: Cool is something it’s not

M: Unless you live at Stone Pine

J: Where we have air conditioning all the time

M: Or live in the house of Pink

J: With swamp coolers on the brink

M: These are the peeps

J: You should meet

M: Inside both these cribs

J: We don’t tell no fibs

M: Hey Danae

J: Got money, money, money, mon-ey

M: Mack, Mack

Watch out for Lauren’s knee attack

J: Maybe you should be a ninja

M: Watch out Kevin may getchya

J: Unless you’re Jaret or Shannon Baker

M: You best be ready to meet your maker 

J: I think that’s really

M: RUE

Jason: Hey that’s my word!

J: Overused

M: If you’re a fly watch out for ALiu

J: He’ll beat you with a shoe

M: Eric can’t shut the door

J: Eric, door! Eric, door!

M: We have to tell him some more

J: Eric, door! Eric, door!

M: Vivian may think you’re crazy

J: And Betty says don’t be lazy

M: Maybe if you give Matt a cookie

J: He’ll shout just like a wookie

M: Glenda’s eyes stay open when she sleeps

J: That gives me the creeps

M: Sol would say don’t be scared

J: You best be aware

M: Because if Tramaine wasn’t saved

J: She’d cut you just the same

M: Tracey listens to heavy metal

J: I know! I know!

M: But Sarah plays the piano

J: I know! I know!

M: Lawrence sings all the time

J: Amanda writes up her own rhymes

M: They should collaborate

J: They will, just you wait

M: Sarah kidnaps her process group

J: (spoken) trust me, I know

M: (spoken) Oh, how long do you guys really meet?

J: (spoken) Monte – we are in the middle of rap – let’s continue or we’ll be here til midnight

M: (spoken) Rue!

J: Cameron’s foot is cursed

M: Only if a hammer hits it first

J: Shayne should be a model like Tyra

M: And maybe so should Lissah

J: Josth has a ‘T’ in his name

M: It sounds just the same

J: Krista makes good green beans

M: Zoe may sound mean

J: When she says “Get out, get get, get out of my house”

M: We could make a rap about that

J: (spoken) I know, right?

M: Shout out to Marissa Guzman!

J: And Marissa Newman

M: Don’t get in a fight with Bryson

J: He’s got muscles like Mike Tyson

M: Mariah likes to donate blood

J: It’s something that she loves

M: Maybe Julie can use a ton

J: Because falling down isn’t fun

M: Opera is Carolyn’s thing

J: It’s what she loves to sing

M: Michael had a fowhawk yesterday

J: After ten minutes it went away

M: Meghan does flips in the pool

J: I think that’s really cool

M: And that is all our interns

J: Can’t forget about Todd Minturn

Both: We say Todd, you say Minturn

Both: Todd!

Audience: Minturn

Both: Todd!

Audience: Minturn

M: This is FUI 2010!

J: What! What!..... What! What!

M: This is FUI 2010!

J: What! What!..... What! What!

Jason: Monte and Wang productions

M: Featuring Rue beats

J: What it do